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FG says Nigeria has the “capacity” to contain Ebola, prompting citizens to ask if it’s the same capacity currently powering hospitals with generators and vibes. Officials urged calm, which Nigerians agreed to consider immediately after verifying from 14 WhatsApp groups.
Nyesom Dwala
Government says the ₦50 petrol relief is not subsidy, just temporary kindness with better branding. Nigerians have accepted the 30-day offer and responded with 30 days of suspicious squinting at every NNPC queue not located near them.
Nyesom Dwala
Nigeria’s new 11-character postcode promises to end “turn left after the akara woman” navigation forever. Citizens, however, are asking whether this means ambulances, deliveries, tax letters and the NEPA bill will now locate them with equal confidence.
Nyesom Dwala
The Federal Government has again announced that China will help fix Nigeria’s electricity, a promising development for citizens who have been hearing the same sentence since their last inverter battery was still optimistic.
Nyesom Dwala
As 13 oil blocks re-enter the licensing basket, Nigerians are begging officials to check if the basket also contains cheap fuel, stable power, and the 2019 pump price last seen before the economy entered permanent exploration mode.
Nyesom Dwala
Abuja says a bigger Army will fix insecurity, though citizens are politely asking whether the new divisions come with fuel, radios and roads that don’t ambush the patrol first. Until then, Nigeria’s most trusted rapid-response unit remains the neighbourhood WhatsApp group.
Nyesom Dwala
Government negotiators have entered the petrol-dollar breakup, promising a “mutually beneficial resolution” immediately after three more meetings and one committee. Nigerians say they just want fuel stations to stop pricing petrol like concert tickets.
Nyesom Dwala
After decades of unpaid fieldwork at fuel stations, passport offices and anywhere “network is down,” Nigerians can now earn formal qualifications in waiting, sighing and being told to come back tomorrow.
Nyesom Dwala
The FG has launched a self-service portal so civil servants can now suffer administrative delays from the comfort of their phones. Workers say the new system is a bold step forward: no more office queues, only electronic disappearing files and the familiar Nigerian sound of digital silence.
Nyesom Dwala
