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5 stories tagged with nysc.
In a country where even ransom now comes with “last price,” families are being forced to bargain for lives while officials deploy the usual tactical English. The victims aren’t the joke; the market that made human beings negotiable is.
Nyesom Dwala
Nigeria’s mandatory service now comes with optional safety, as graduates are sent across dangerous roads with nothing but a call-up letter and vibes. The fatherland demands service, then tells its children to “text when you reach.”
Nyesom Dwala
With 2027 still far on the calendar, Nigeria’s political class has already opened the litigation season, complete with certificates, objections and premium ‘who sent you?’ energy. At this rate, campaign rallies may be replaced with adjournments and small chops outside court.
Nyesom Dwala
JAMB says reforms are coming before 2031, giving students enough time to master the current confusion before the upgrade. NYSC, not to be outdone, has introduced a fresh camp rule to remind graduates that adulthood is just obedience with a certificate.
Nyesom Dwala
From immortal potholes to ‘coming soon’ flyovers and uncles permanently japa-ing next year, these Nigerian institutions have shown more continuity than any manifesto. At this point, the pothole deserves a constituency allowance.
Nyesom Dwala
