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Doctors say the ICU is now in ICU after hospitals were billed like lounges for the crime of needing electricity to keep people alive. Patients may soon be advised to come with card, gloves, blood donor, and small generator.
Nyesom Dwala
The agency says normal darkness has been restored after a “technical oversight” left fans spinning, fridges humming, and Nigerians briefly suspecting national development. Investigators are now searching for the staff member behind the shocking outbreak of efficiency.
Nyesom Dwala
The Presidency has finally explained why Aso Rock runs on solar while Nigerians are left to romance the national grid: it’s “out of solidarity.” Officials say they didn’t want to compete with citizens for the little electricity available, unlike the Villa, which enjoys uninterrupted Wi-Fi and air conditioning.
Nyesom Dwala
PHCN says Nigerians will finally enjoy 24-hour electricity by 2099, provided the committee-to-monitor-the-committee roadmap survives all phases. The agency says the plan is “ambitious but achievable,” and generators, inverters and candles have already begun long-term mourning.
Nyesom Dwala
