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39 stories tagged with 2027-elections.
Governor Adeleke has reportedly offered Osun’s 2027 votes like party jollof already shared in the VIP tent, while residents are still checking when INEC introduced proxy voting by executive announcement.
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Opposition leaders have reportedly agreed to unite against Tinubu, pending the small matter of deciding whose lifelong presidential ambition counts as national sacrifice. Nigerians, already familiar with the franchise, are waiting to see if this season finally gets past the group photo.
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Promising cheaper fuel ahead of 2027, Atiku has reportedly revived Nigeria’s favourite economic ghost, leaving citizens to wonder whether the subsidy is returning with receipts or just its usual fuel queue and missing-trillions starter pack.
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The former vice president’s 2027 promise has sparked confusion at Nigeria’s “closed” borders, where traders insist the only thing ever truly shut was affordability. Customs officers have reportedly asked for time to confirm the current official vibe.
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Bashir El-Rufai has announced the core North is “warming up” to Atiku, though residents appear not to have received the memo, thermometer, or ADC-branded cardigan. As 2027 approaches, Nigeria’s politicians continue bravely measuring regional body temperature by vibes.
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APC’s North-Central caucus says Yari will “deliver” the region in 2027, a logistics miracle considering the region itself has not confirmed placing any order. Party elders expressed confidence, which remains Nigeria’s most renewable political resource after excuses.
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Opposition leaders have reportedly agreed on the urgent need for unity, provided unity means everyone else stepping down for them. Sources say the 2027 flag remains on the floor, awaiting a consensus candidate, a zoning formula, and possibly NEPA light.
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The opposition’s unity project has suffered another small, very public structural adjustment, as Aisha Yesufu steps back from Obi 2027 duties. Analysts say the coalition is still intact, in the same way a danfo without doors is technically still transport.
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Nigeria’s longest-running political group chat has reopened, as Atiku and Obasanjo resume trading historic insults with the urgency of men campaigning for chairman of the Old Grievances Association.
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After identifying opposition disunity with the confidence of a man standing beside the smoke, Fayose reportedly offered no treatment plan beyond vibes, departure, and the usual assurance that 2027 can still be lost efficiently.
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Osun voters reportedly went to bed after defeating the ruling party and woke up to discover their mandate had joined its WhatsApp campaign group. Guinness officials are studying the 24-hour pivot, though INEC insists it is still calculating the vibes.
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Tinubu’s supporters say the opposition coalition should calm down and reapply after 2027, noting that any alliance still arguing over chairman, candidate and WhatsApp group admin is not yet a national emergency.
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Party insiders say the 2027 ticket may now include enough vice presidents to balance religion, region, tribe and Arsenal fans, while the economy rudely continues refusing to respect zoning. Policy discussions have been postponed until Nigerians finish arguing over the poster.
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With INEC’s clock ticking louder than a generator at midnight, political parties have entered emergency mode, printing posters, pricing delegates, and rediscovering grassroots they last visited during the previous election miracle.
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As INEC dusts off its 2027 timetable, experts say Nigerians can now see the next election more clearly than the roads, jobs, and light promised in the last one. Politicians have also begun their sacred pilgrimage to streets they will forget immediately after collation.
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