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The Federal Government has opened a Ministry of Patience, saying Nigerians have already shown “exceptional competence in waiting” across fuel prices, electricity, inflation and everything else. The ministry promises a National Certificate in Endurance, once citizens finish waiting for the website to launch.
Nyesom Dwala
The Federal Government has approved a new Ministry of “We’ll Look Into It,” a bold move aimed at centralising the official Nigerian art of acknowledging problems without solving them. From insecurity to unpaid salaries, every complaint will now enjoy one unified journey to “being reviewed.”
Reuben Datti
The Federal Government has unveiled a bold new economic plan, “Suffer Now, Smile Later,” assuring Nigerians that prosperity is just a few sacrifices away. Officials say the exact date of the smiling phase is still being processed, pending fuel price, food price and divine intervention.
Nyesom Dwala
