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APC has confirmed the Osun election became rigged at the exact moment it stopped winning, after INEC allegedly counted correctly in its strongholds and committed democracy everywhere else. Nigerians praised the party’s defeat-activated forensics for arriving faster than INEC uploads.
Nyesom Dwala
INEC has reportedly alarmed scientists by conducting an Osun election that ended on time and produced the expected winner, a development experts say may violate several known laws of Nigerian politics, including “results must first pass through spiritual collation.”
Nyesom Dwala
Tinubu’s supporters say the opposition coalition should calm down and reapply after 2027, noting that any alliance still arguing over chairman, candidate and WhatsApp group admin is not yet a national emergency.
Nyesom Dwala
Analysts say Nigeria has entered Campaign Season Without Official Campaigning, where every loan, salary increase and ribbon-cutting is instantly decoded as 2027 strategy. Citizens say they are less interested in invisible posters than visible relief.
Nyesom Dwala
Osun residents are enjoying a rare weekend of surplus security after 15,000 police officers arrived for the election, forcing criminals to observe a brief democratic holiday and raising hopes that safety may one day be extended to non-voting Nigerians.
Nyesom Dwala
From divine instruction during primaries to “serving the people” from a freshly upholstered party office, our lawmakers have perfected the art of crossing carpet without disturbing their principles.
Nyesom Dwala
Lawmakers say the alleged CEO must be produced immediately, before his agency submits a 2026 budget for “Strategic Vibes Harmonisation.” Nigerians admitted the only suspicious part was that the fake ministry appeared too organised to be real.
Nyesom Dwala
With INEC’s clock ticking louder than a generator at midnight, political parties have entered emergency mode, printing posters, pricing delegates, and rediscovering grassroots they last visited during the previous election miracle.
Nyesom Dwala
As INEC dusts off its 2027 timetable, experts say Nigerians can now see the next election more clearly than the roads, jobs, and light promised in the last one. Politicians have also begun their sacred pilgrimage to streets they will forget immediately after collation.
Nyesom Dwala
After decades of delivering premium hope without the burden of delivery, the Federal Ministry of Promises has finally been recognised for its most reliable service: announcing tomorrow before yesterday can ask questions.
Nyesom Dwala
Opposition leaders say their new Grand National Rescue Coalition will finally rescue Nigeria from the last group of politicians who promised to rescue Nigeria, many of whom were also present at the launch.
Reuben Datti
Political analysts have released Nigeria’s most reliable survival guide: never remain in the opposition long enough for the results to embarrass you. The new handbook includes approved phrases like “after wide consultations” and instructions for changing party colours without changing the same smiling face.
Reuben Datti
Following revelations that some agencies may have been operating on vibes and laminated letterheads, the Federal Government has ordered an emergency verification exercise for all ministries, departments and agencies. Officials say each one must now come to Abuja with proof that it actually exists.
Reuben Datti
The Federal Government has set up a high-powered committee to investigate why previous committees never solved anything, after discovering that Nigeria’s most renewable natural resource may be unread reports. The panel will first review 2,000 committees, then recommend another committee to implement the findings.
Nyesom Dwala
A Nigerian senator has denied owning a six-bedroom mansion — while addressing reporters from the upstairs balcony of the same property. He says the gold initials, marble pillars and fountain shaped like his head are just “coincidences God will judge.”
Nyesom Dwala
The Federal Government has opened a Ministry of Patience, saying Nigerians have already shown “exceptional competence in waiting” across fuel prices, electricity, inflation and everything else. The ministry promises a National Certificate in Endurance, once citizens finish waiting for the website to launch.
Nyesom Dwala
Political analysts have reportedly found the only sure way Peter Obi can win in 2027: contest all 36 states, the FCT and every Nigerian WhatsApp family group at once. The real challenge, however, may be voters who collect five caps, transport fare and still ask, “Who exactly are we voting for again?”
Reuben Datti
The Senate has launched an urgent investigation into why Nigerians keep asking irritating questions like “Where is the money?” and “Why is this road still like this?” Soon, citizens may need a permit before demanding accountability, transparency or common sense.
Nyesom Dwala
RINEC has unveiled Nigeria’s newest democratic innovation: Queue-Based Voting, a system that replaces ballot papers with the age-old national ritual of standing behind something and hoping for the best. Officials say it’s faster, cheaper, and already familiar to citizens.
Reuben Datti
A prominent politician has defected after concluding that the rival party’s campaign rice had better texture, aroma and political value. Insiders say Nigeria’s democracy is fast becoming a buffet system, with parties now in an emergency race to upgrade from stones to meat.
Reuben Datti
Residents of Hopefully Renewed State have watched in awe as the governor commissioned the same 3.2-kilometre road for the fourth time, proving that in Nigerian governance, infrastructure is never truly finished — it just keeps trending. Officials say a fifth unveiling is already in the works.
Reuben Datti
Politicians have once again promised to end poverty “immediately after the elections,” insisting this time is different. Nigerians, now old enough to know campaign rice is not policy, are advised to stay calm and hold their votes tightly while prosperity waits in traffic behind the convoy.
Nyesom Dwala
The governor has assured residents that no completed project will be left behind under his watch, especially those built by his predecessors. Roads, hospitals and bridges are now being shortlisted for fresh commissioning so the administration can also enjoy the glory of the ribbon.
Nyesom Dwala
'If you can't see the road, you can't complain about it,' the minister explained during a 4-hour press conference held in his Range Rover.
Nyesom Dwala
