Federal Government Approves Ministry of "We'll Look Into It"

In what officials have described as a landmark step towards improving administrative efficiency, the Federal Executive Council has approved the creation of the Ministry of "We'll Look Into It," a new agency dedicated exclusively to acknowledging Nigerians' problems without any immediate intention of solving them.

According to government sources, the ministry will consolidate responsibilities previously scattered across multiple agencies, allowing citizens to receive one unified response whenever they complain about insecurity, inflation, electricity, bad roads, unemployment, or missing salaries.

"We realized different ministries were already saying, 'We'll look into it,' so we decided to centralize the process," the newly appointed minister explained while commissioning a state-of-the-art Complaint Reception Centre equipped with ergonomic chairs for endless committee meetings.

The ministry's flagship initiative, Operation Under Review, promises to investigate every national concern immediately after another committee is formed to determine whether a committee is necessary.

Citizens will also be able to track the progress of their complaints through a newly launched online portal, where every application automatically updates from "Received" to "Being Reviewed" before reaching the final stage: "Appropriate Action Will Be Taken."

Officials insist the ministry will create thousands of jobs, including Director of Pending Matters, Special Adviser on Follow-Up, and Permanent Secretary for Future Announcements.

Many Nigerians welcomed the announcement cautiously.

"This is encouraging," said one Abuja resident. "At least now we'll know exactly which office is ignoring us."

The government has assured citizens that concerns about the ministry's budget, effectiveness, and necessity will be looked into promptly.